Monday, October 26, 2015

THE MURDER LIST

Welcome to Bish Denham's 

LISTING HOP!

The rules are simple. All you have to do is sign up in the linky thingy HERE, grab the banner, and make a list. I suggest you keep your list to between 5 and 25 items long. We'll visit each other on October 26th.



October 31, 2015
To Do!
1.  Clean Bathrooms
2.  Dust
3.  Vacuum
4. Shopping:
Groceries:
                 Almond Milk
               Peanut Butter Cups
               Toilet Paper
               Rat Poison
Hardware Store:
                Hack saw
               Power saw
               Plastic
               Tarp
               Duct Tape
               Rope
               Shovel
Liquor Store: Champagne
Travel Agent:  Book Trip to Paris


FROM THE DESK OF
YOLANDA RENÉE
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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it's not too late!
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40 comments:

  1. Denise Covey WriterOctober 26, 2015 at 12:24 AM

    My grisly girl, you do take this listing seriously. Shall I call the cops?
    Thanks for being entertaining as always! :-)

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    1. Yolanda RenéeOctober 26, 2015 at 9:10 AM

      Honestly, I expect them to surround the house any minute. Ha, ha! Such fun, truly, and the truth is I write out such a list daily - murder not included, but the list - almost exactly what I do every singly day! Love it, the easiest hop ever!

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  2. dolorahOctober 26, 2015 at 2:45 AM

    Oh that list is awesome. Of course we need peanut butter cups on a murder, lol. Remind me not to eat at your house on a regular basis though.

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    1. Yolanda RenéeOctober 26, 2015 at 9:06 AM

      Well, I had to get him one last treat! Thanks Donna, I promise no rat poison in the stew, at least not if you're visiting. :)

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  3. Bish DenhamOctober 26, 2015 at 7:19 AM

    Thanks for listing with me, Yolanda. Love THIS! Too funny and so perfect for the month and my hop. I think I would add Clorox to the list.

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    1. Yolanda RenéeOctober 26, 2015 at 9:04 AM

      Ha, ha, I love the way you think Bish! Such a fun hop, thanks!

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  4. JoOctober 26, 2015 at 8:07 AM

    I am reading one of J.D. Robb's Death books, Devoted in Death, some of the items on your list would fit in with that book perfectly.

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    1. Yolanda RenéeOctober 26, 2015 at 9:05 AM

      Hi Jo, I'm sure it would fit in with a lot of murder books. LOL So odd to see it written out this way, but such fun. Blame Bish! :)

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  5. H. R. SinclairOctober 26, 2015 at 9:20 AM

    Very nice and quite fun. *snicker*

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  6. Pat HattOctober 26, 2015 at 9:23 AM

    lol that is one grocery list i never want to come across

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  7. Alex J. CavanaughOctober 26, 2015 at 9:29 AM

    I like that cleaning the house and shopping were on the list! Just another day of murder.
    Thanks for participating in the blog hop.

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  8. Christine RainsOctober 26, 2015 at 9:33 AM

    Hehehe! Hilarious list. :)

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  9. Juneta keyOctober 26, 2015 at 10:06 AM

    *Snickers and hides* @@ Great list.
    Juneta Writer's Gambit

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  10. The Happy WhiskOctober 26, 2015 at 10:55 AM

    That is a fun list. Hahaha. You kill me.

    Happy Halloween Week.

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  11. Chrys FeyOctober 26, 2015 at 10:56 AM

    Haha! Nice list. Looks like you have it all covered. ;)

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  12. Julie FlandersOctober 26, 2015 at 11:12 AM

    LOL excellent! I knew to expect some sort of creepy list from you but this takes the cake. :D

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  13. Susan Gourley/KelleyOctober 26, 2015 at 11:35 AM

    mmm. Almond milk and rat poison. Good idea to get ready to fly away.

    Susan Says

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  14. Arlee BirdOctober 26, 2015 at 11:48 AM

    Oh, devious! Sounds like another book underway. I hope it's a book.

    Arlee Bird
    A to Z Challenge Co-host
    Tossing It Out

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  15. Yvonne VentrescaOctober 26, 2015 at 12:20 PM

    Maybe "destroy this list" should also be on the list. :) Leave no evidence...

    Yvonne

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  16. Hart JohnsonOctober 26, 2015 at 2:39 PM

    HA! Love how your hardware store list is exactly what you need to hide a body.

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  17. M.J. FifieldOctober 26, 2015 at 2:47 PM

    Love the hardware store list. :)

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  18. Jeffrey ScottOctober 26, 2015 at 3:23 PM

    Your list made me laugh. I hope that was the intent.

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  19. farawayeyesOctober 26, 2015 at 3:55 PM

    Love your list. Must add the last two to mine on a regular basis.

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  20. J.L. CampbellOctober 26, 2015 at 8:22 PM

    Love the Hardware list!

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  21. Kelly PolarkOctober 26, 2015 at 8:45 PM

    Mmmmm. Champagne!

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  22. AnonymousOctober 26, 2015 at 9:12 PM

    Interesting grocery list. And the hardware store list sounds like you're getting ready to murder someone and dispose of the body! LOL

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  23. Meradeth HoustonOctober 26, 2015 at 10:18 PM

    I wish I trip to Paris were on my to-do list! :)

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  24. Shannon LawrenceOctober 26, 2015 at 10:50 PM

    Now that was entertaining! There's nothing suspicious about that list at all. Nope. Nothing.

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  25. Belle UnruhOctober 26, 2015 at 11:20 PM

    I love it! Great list, especially going to Paris to celebrate. My husband had an aunt and all three husbands died and had good insurance. His family used to joke that they had all died after eating her homemade mushroom soup.

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  26. ElizabethOctober 26, 2015 at 11:23 PM

    Great list, perfect for Halloween :) Also, thanks for following my blog!

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  27. Tamara NarayanOctober 27, 2015 at 8:44 AM

    Rat poison? Yikes. Of course a man-sized rat trap would be something, wouldn't it?

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  28. Tamara NarayanOctober 27, 2015 at 8:44 AM

    Rat poison? Yikes. Of course a man-sized rat trap would be something, wouldn't it?

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  29. Tyrean MartinsonOctober 27, 2015 at 3:32 PM

    Sounds like a sinister list. :)

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  30. CynthiaOctober 27, 2015 at 4:13 PM

    I spot a clue! Now I'm imagining the items on the list being used. Scary!

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  31. Katharina GerlachOctober 27, 2015 at 4:34 PM

    Gosh, that reads like a horror flash story...

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  32. Debbie D. October 28, 2015 at 1:32 AM

    So, this is obviously a premeditated murder. ☺
    Fun blog hop! Sorry I missed it.

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  33. Guilie CastilloOctober 30, 2015 at 2:42 PM

    Hahahahahahahahahahaahaaaa!!!! Yolanda, this is fantastic. Twisted, but fantastic :D "Book trip to Paris"—yeah! And the list for the hardware store—OMG :D Possibly the most creative list I've seen in the hop. Really, really good.
    Guilie @ Quiet Laughter

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  34. Toi ThomasOctober 31, 2015 at 12:35 PM

    Great list but where are the backup gloves (just in case). Scrubbing bathrooms and handling bodies can ruin your nails.

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  35. JenOctober 31, 2015 at 1:01 PM

    Haha! This is great :) Love that it ends with a trip to the travel agent...
    Cheers,
    Jen

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  36. Vidya SuryNovember 9, 2015 at 12:45 AM

    That could easily be my list, Yolanda! I have an ongoing that never gets everything checked! I even write down "Cut Nails" just so I can strike it off and feel inspired! :)

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