SHOW DON'T TELL!

 

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“Nope. Not really. If it was, you wouldn’t have to tell us.

Typical case of telling instead of showing!

It's Halloween, come on, get off your ass and scare us!"

YRS

Love Between Zombies

 

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“Guess Who?”

“Alice, I swear if you don’t put it back, 

I’ll never give your heart back. 

Come on, sweetheart.”

YRS

Two Fiends Yucking It Up

 

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Hey Charlie: Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

When he asked them to name the world’s best composer, they all said, “Bach bach bach!”

 

When Preforming With a Group Try Not To Gas Them Out

 

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“Dammit, who farted?”

Virgil, if you eat three bean chili again? Tomorrow,

I swear, I’ll push you off the shelf

myself.

YRS

Halloween - The only time being called 'cute' is an insult.

 

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“Waaaaah, Mummy, Mummy,

she called me cute!”

YRS

There are Pets, and then, There are Pets!

 

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“Here, Wolfie, Wolfie. I’ve brought your favorite 

treat. Pickled human heart.”

YRS

Want a Job Done - Do It Yourself!

 

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“Holy Hell, Henry. I told you to make sure he was dead 

before you poured the concrete.”

YRS