Monday, October 26, 2015

THE MURDER LIST

Welcome to Bish Denham's 

LISTING HOP!

The rules are simple. All you have to do is sign up in the linky thingy HERE, grab the banner, and make a list. I suggest you keep your list to between 5 and 25 items long. We'll visit each other on October 26th.



October 31, 2015
To Do!
1.  Clean Bathrooms
2.  Dust
3.  Vacuum
4. Shopping:
Groceries:
                 Almond Milk
               Peanut Butter Cups
               Toilet Paper
               Rat Poison
Hardware Store:
                Hack saw
               Power saw
               Plastic
               Tarp
               Duct Tape
               Rope
               Shovel
Liquor Store: Champagne
Travel Agent:  Book Trip to Paris


FROM THE DESK OF
YOLANDA RENÉE
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40 comments:

  1. My grisly girl, you do take this listing seriously. Shall I call the cops?
    Thanks for being entertaining as always! :-)

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    1. Honestly, I expect them to surround the house any minute. Ha, ha! Such fun, truly, and the truth is I write out such a list daily - murder not included, but the list - almost exactly what I do every singly day! Love it, the easiest hop ever!

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  2. Oh that list is awesome. Of course we need peanut butter cups on a murder, lol. Remind me not to eat at your house on a regular basis though.

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    1. Well, I had to get him one last treat! Thanks Donna, I promise no rat poison in the stew, at least not if you're visiting. :)

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  3. Thanks for listing with me, Yolanda. Love THIS! Too funny and so perfect for the month and my hop. I think I would add Clorox to the list.

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    1. Ha, ha, I love the way you think Bish! Such a fun hop, thanks!

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  4. I am reading one of J.D. Robb's Death books, Devoted in Death, some of the items on your list would fit in with that book perfectly.

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    1. Hi Jo, I'm sure it would fit in with a lot of murder books. LOL So odd to see it written out this way, but such fun. Blame Bish! :)

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  5. lol that is one grocery list i never want to come across

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  6. I like that cleaning the house and shopping were on the list! Just another day of murder.
    Thanks for participating in the blog hop.

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  7. That is a fun list. Hahaha. You kill me.

    Happy Halloween Week.

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  8. Haha! Nice list. Looks like you have it all covered. ;)

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  9. LOL excellent! I knew to expect some sort of creepy list from you but this takes the cake. :D

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  10. mmm. Almond milk and rat poison. Good idea to get ready to fly away.

    Susan Says

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  11. Oh, devious! Sounds like another book underway. I hope it's a book.

    Arlee Bird
    A to Z Challenge Co-host
    Tossing It Out

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  12. Maybe "destroy this list" should also be on the list. :) Leave no evidence...

    Yvonne

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  13. HA! Love how your hardware store list is exactly what you need to hide a body.

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  14. Your list made me laugh. I hope that was the intent.

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  15. Love your list. Must add the last two to mine on a regular basis.

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  16. Interesting grocery list. And the hardware store list sounds like you're getting ready to murder someone and dispose of the body! LOL

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  17. I wish I trip to Paris were on my to-do list! :)

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  18. Now that was entertaining! There's nothing suspicious about that list at all. Nope. Nothing.

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  19. I love it! Great list, especially going to Paris to celebrate. My husband had an aunt and all three husbands died and had good insurance. His family used to joke that they had all died after eating her homemade mushroom soup.

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  20. Great list, perfect for Halloween :) Also, thanks for following my blog!

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  21. Rat poison? Yikes. Of course a man-sized rat trap would be something, wouldn't it?

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  22. Rat poison? Yikes. Of course a man-sized rat trap would be something, wouldn't it?

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  23. I spot a clue! Now I'm imagining the items on the list being used. Scary!

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  24. Gosh, that reads like a horror flash story...

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  25. So, this is obviously a premeditated murder. ☺
    Fun blog hop! Sorry I missed it.

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  26. Hahahahahahahahahahaahaaaa!!!! Yolanda, this is fantastic. Twisted, but fantastic :D "Book trip to Paris"—yeah! And the list for the hardware store—OMG :D Possibly the most creative list I've seen in the hop. Really, really good.
    Guilie @ Quiet Laughter

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  27. Great list but where are the backup gloves (just in case). Scrubbing bathrooms and handling bodies can ruin your nails.

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  28. Haha! This is great :) Love that it ends with a trip to the travel agent...
    Cheers,
    Jen

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  29. That could easily be my list, Yolanda! I have an ongoing that never gets everything checked! I even write down "Cut Nails" just so I can strike it off and feel inspired! :)

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