When I envisioned Lady Enigmatic – this is
how I saw her, not as a vampire but as a badass
capable of riding a polar bear and leading an army. For some reason, all my
alter egos have dark hair.
To help introduce Lady Enigmatic to you,
I've asked her to sit for an interview – not something she enjoys, but if presenting
herself to the public will help her win The Joust, she's willing to play along.
Kate Beckinsale in Underworld Rise of the Lycans
You're a warrior, why do you love solving mysteries.
I
don't like secrets, and yet everyone has one, some minor but some deadly. I've
always had the ability to sense a lie. It's aided me well in negotiations, but
even better, during interrogations of the murderers I haul in.
So, if I said, you don't have a snowballs chance in hell of winning The Joust, would that be a lie or the truth.
Neither,
it is your opinion. I am quite capable of winning The Joust on skill alone, but
I may fail, as I am an unknown, from an unknown land. What will be will be, my
fate is in the hands of the populace.
How did you get started telling tales of murder and mystery?
Ever
since I was a squire, on long excursions, we'd sit around the fire and exchange
tales. I share stories of the beasts that hide in the shadows and covet our comforts.
Do you really have a pet dragon?
You
question the possibility.
(I thought she might slay me right there?) I … well, it's just that
I've never seen a real dragon, I stuttered.
Then
it is good I left him at home. I feared one of the Knights might make it their
quest to defeat Maximillian. He is undefeated.
Undefeated? He fights – whom?
He
leads an army of Dragon Warriors, against the Abominable Ice Creatures in the
Northland.
I see. (I didn't, not really, but I wasn't going to argue. She has
the sharpest sword. I was going to ask her about the rumor of her being a cutpurse,
a thief, but didn't want her to react and ask questions later. I'd also heard
the other Knights started the rumor.
Field competition?)
My last question – I understand you
ride polar bears to practice for The Joust.
Of
course, they perform better on the ice and snow, but my horse is also trained
well for the games here.
I shook her hand. Thank you for agreeing to an interview. I wish
you all success today, and all week as the games continue.
She
bowed and strode away.
Gosh if only I could be a warrior with a pet
dragon. Dream on Renee. Dream on.
Riddle Me This ~ Dueling Bards ~ Phasers ~ Unicorn Hunt ~ Who Roams Here? ~ Beware the Vortex ~ VelociRaffle ~ The Hero’s Dilemma ~Stockade Brigade ~ Hall of Doors ~ The Joust ~ Drench-a-Wench/Soak-a-Bloke
I'll be fighting it out as
I hope you'll come along and cheer me on!
My Joust is today,
but you can cheer me on all week.
Please mention Lady Enigmatic today and every day
to help her win The Joust
and earn a chance to win your own prize!
The magic words are:
Lady Enigmatic
Murder
Cutpurse (means thief)
Lady Enigmatic earn points when you use
these magic words to cheer her on in your comments on the Joust page, and you're
placed into a drawing to win a prize that day.
Such as!
Lady Enigmatic has an incredible
story about a cutpurse involved
in murder.
or
Lady Enigmatic solves murder mysteries, but
she'll quickly play the cutpurse to win this Joust.
or
Lady Enigmatic is rumored to have been a former Cutpurse and may
have committed murder.
Just copy and paste!
All commenters on this page, and who use these magic words on
the Joust Page will be entered into a drawing to win a
$5 Amazon gift card.
Winners will be announced before midnight each day until the
Joust is over.
There's a new winner every day!
Right here on my blog too!
The more times you comment using the magic words, the more entries you'll have!
Also, M Pax is giving away prizes too!
The Winner of the $5 Amazon Gift Card
& and eBook copy of both Murder Mysteries
Murder, Madness & Love
and
Memories of Murder
for Monday is
Sia McKye
And for Tuesday is
Pat Hatt
CONGRATULATIONS!
Comment and you could win today!
(All gift cards will be issued after the Faire)
The Winner of the $5 Amazon Gift Card
& and eBook copy of both Murder Mysteries
Murder, Madness & Love
and
Memories of Murder
for Monday is
Sia McKye
And for Tuesday is
Pat Hatt
CONGRATULATIONS!
Comment and you could win today!
(All gift cards will be issued after the Faire)
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