Monday, October 7, 2024

SWIPE RIGHT

 

Photo by Joshuer on Unsplash

SWIPE RIGHT

It was a Halloween dating site

when handsome, despite the mask

caught my attention

foregoing all inhibition

he was the one

our first night would be nothing but fun

I was right

it was a Halloween to remember

Mr. Handsome, so easy to dismember

and dinner for all my guests

just so delicious

and oh-so-nutritious.

Muahahaha!

YRS © 2024


Tagline: It's Halloween. Make sure you aren't dinner.


HAPPY HALLOWEEN!


XX

14 comments:

Elephant's Child said...

Well chosen. We do eat with our eyes first - and it seems that they were an accurate depiction of the deliciousness of the meal.

Olga Godim said...

Ohhh, so nutritious! For all your guests - huh? I'm sorry I missed that dinner.

Sonia Dogra said...

Haha. You're on a roll. Loved it. Great party!

Rebecca M. Douglass said...

A dinner to die for...

Beth Camp said...

Oh, dear. That ghoulish picture should have prepared me! But what an unexpected twist. The guest of honor became the highlight of the feast! Laughed out loud. Muahahaha!

dolorah said...

Lol; good thing I no longer date online or in life.

Yolanda Renée said...

LOL, thank EC!

Yolanda Renée said...

Don't think so, but thanks Olga!

Yolanda Renée said...

Thanks Sonia!

Yolanda Renée said...

For sure, thanks Rebecca!

Yolanda Renée said...

Careful what you post for! Thanks Beth!

Yolanda Renée said...

True. Dating, what's that? LOL Thanks Donna!

Jamie said...

Hannibal Lector would approve. 😉🤣

Nilanjana Bose said...

So easy to dismember, haha. Wonder if handsomeness had any correlation with nutritional value? :)