A SPLATTERED HORROR

TRICK OR TREAT!

 My final victim
Mike Lombardo 
Mike is a writer, independent filmmaker, and FX artist.
His film company is
Reel Splatter Productions.
Mike appeared several times as a guest on my 

Blog Talk Radio Show 

back in the day, and was always a favorite of the listeners.

Therefore he was given the prime slot for his 
Bwahahaha Halloween Interview
Halloween.

Oh, and just in case you're looking for
a little humor and a lot of fun
check out Penny and Patches
over on Gary Pennick's Blog
Klahanie! 
Gary promises something special around 9 EST!

Enjoy!

You're the last person to die in your favorite horror movie, what's the name of the movie and how do you die?

I am Bronson, a crazed Vietnam vet who rules a clan of sadistic homeless people who live in a junkyard. My head is knocked clean off my body by a large co2 tank that has its valve busted off by a young homeless kid I am trying to kill for no apparent reason. The movie is Street Trash.

In a remake of one of the Friday the 13th movies– you play Jason – what would be your method of execution for all your victims?

I would force them to sit through the horrid 2009 remake of Friday The 13th and let them realize that everything they loved as a child is being raped and rehashed again and again ad nauseum until they finally give in and stab out their own eyes with a screwdriver (which I may or may not provide).

In a remake of Halloween, you are one of the victims – describe the scene and your grizzly death.

Since it’s the remake, it would be a Rob Zombie movie so…We open with a series of flashy, annoyingly hyperactive cuts of old Halloween costumes in a shop. An ironic pop song is blaring as I am stalked through the dark aisles of the store by an ex WWF wrestler turned Michael Myers, utilizing famous and overused shots from every classic horror film in the last 30 years. I hide behind a row of costumes, thinking I’m safe. I listen and hear nothing, as I step out of my hiding place, the audience groans as Michael Myers appears behind me and they turn off the movie grumbling about how all horror flicks are the same.

In the Walking Dead, you and another character have survived the zombies, so far. You're on the move, but the individual with you is a wimpy scaredy cat, but oh so hot, still they keep drawing attention to you and your position and it's almost certain they will get you killed. What do you do - leave them for the zombies and save yourself? Or take pity on them, because their hotness makes up for their stupidity, and teach them not to be a wimp? Or do you have another solution.

I would flay them. What is left of their corpse can be used to distract the zombies, and their pelt can not only keep me warm but also help me satisfy any carnal urges this terrible new post apocalyptic world gives me.

You're headed to a Masquerade party as your favorite horror character and at midnight, you are transformed into your character until sunrise. Who is this character and how many victims would you claim by sunrise?

I am Henry, a sociopathic serial killer. I would only kill a few people, chosen entirely at random and utilizing completely different methods of execution and disposal to trick the authorities into believing the deaths were at the hands of several different people. Just before sunrise I would kill my pseudo love interest who also happens to be the one thing left that could possibly redeem my wretched soul. She confesses her love to me. I respond by leaving her dismembered carcass in a suitcase on the side of the interstate.

Share with us your scariest ghost story – or nightmare – or tell us what scares you the most and why.

I have a fear of murky water that is higher than knee deep. The idea of something lurking just beneath the surface of the water and not being able to see it is absolutely terrifying to me. Sea monsters are the coolest monsters.

Share with us your favorite Halloween experience, costume, and candy.

My favorite Halloween experience was in 2006. I did a huge Christmas set up outside of my house complete with stockings filled with still dripping severed legs and human skin ornaments dangling from barbed wire strands strung with Christmas lights. I sat in front of the house dressed as zombie Santa and sang Christmas songs to the children as they approached and asked them what they wanted for Christmas. The parents did not find this nearly as entertaining as I did and I got more than one irate family complaining about it. I also had several parents later tell me that their child is now afraid of Santa. This pleased me greatly as the idea of an omnipotent, voyeuristic being that breaks into your house one night a year to give children candy and toys scares the hell out of me. For some reason there is a strange recurrent theme of home invasion in modern holiday tradition.

The best candy is of course eyeball gum, let’s be serious here, everyone knows that.

Mike Lombardo is an independent filmmaker/FX artist. He also hates everything, except for stuff that rules of course. His film company, Reel Splatter Productions, aims to “put the laughter back in slaughter” and specializes in splatter/comedy. You should check them out at www.ReelSplatter.com and buy a copy of their DVD compilation of short films, “Suburban Holocaust: Reel Splatter volume 1” seriously, that would be awesome! 


His newest short, “The Stall” is scheduled for release this Halloween and is the tale of a young pizza shop employee who finds himself trapped in a bathroom stall during the Lovecraftian apocalypse.

When he is not splattering things with fake blood or making people’s pizzas at his day job, he occasionally writes short stories. You can find his absolutely disgusting horror/erotica story “Appetites” in Strange Sex published by StrangeHouse Books (www.StrangeHouseBooks.com) and his snarky and very nihilistic McDonald’s zombie apocalypse story, “Play Place” in Zombie! Zombie! Brain Bang! Also by Strangehouse Books. His latest story, “I’m Dreaming of a White Doomsday” will be appearing in the Christmas anthology, A Very StrangeHouse Christmas, published by you guessed it, StrangeHouse Books.  

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The STALL is now up and live! http://youtu.be/sZDu8m4mUk

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Mike is offering a CD of Suburban Holocaust and a copy of the poster art for The Stall in a giveaway. All you have to do is leave a comment and you'll be entered in the drawing, just be sure to leave contact information, like an email address!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

                                                           

A SUNRISE OF HORROR

It is my honor to have as the next victim of the

Bwahahaha Halloween Interview

Kody Boye 
-a prolific horror writer 
and successful indie author. 

You're the last person to die in your favorite horror movie, what's the name of the movie and how do you die?

Ginger Snaps is my favorite horror movie by far. I’ve watched it far too many times to count, Katherine Isabelle and Emily Perkins are awesome, and it’s just the kind of ‘everything’s normal, then goes to hell’ story I love. My death would probably involve getting gruesomely eaten. Yeah. We’ll just say that.

In a remake of one of the Friday the 13th movies – you play Jason – what would be your method of execution for all your victims?

I find torture by insanity to be far more gruesome than slasher films, which is why I like the Saw franchise (though in and of itself Saw does both.) I think if I were Jason, I’d switch it up – put the victims in a large building or locale they can’t get out of… and leave the mask somewhere where someone else could find it (ala Hunger Games or Battle Royale—last one alive wins.)

In a remake of Halloween, you are one of the victims – describe the scene and your grizzly death.

I have this weird fetishism about quick and self-decided deaths—mostly because it’s by choice, and because it leaves little room in the way of pain. I’d see myself having been chased by the killer in Halloween up onto a high building (possibly off an apartment building or hotel) and then throwing myself from the roof either to try and save or end myself. Being control of your own destiny, to me, is far preferable to allowing someone else to be. I will say though that I have read too many anatomically-correct statements about guns and would never shoot myself in the head with one. Sadly, I am grisly like that.

In the Walking Dead, you and another character have survived the zombies, so far. You're on the move, but the individual with you is a wimpy scaredy cat, but oh so hot, still they keep drawing attention to you and your position and it's almost certain they will get you killed. What do you do - leave them for the zombies and save yourself? Or take pity on them, because their hotness makes up for their stupidity, and teach them not to be a wimp? Or do you have another solution.

Considering that most of the characters weren’t all that intelligent in The Walking Dead up until the second season (in which case they were still questionable,) I would have to say that I would willingly leave all of them behind. I really have no further (or witty) comment on this.

You're headed to a Masquerade party as your favorite horror character and at midnight, you are transformed into your character until sunrise. Who is this character and how many victims would you claim by sunrise?

Though it is odd because I would most likely never have a reason to go to a Masquerade party as Sister Mary Eunice from American Horror Story: Asylum, I have to say it would be her (though the idea of devil/demon possession isn’t new, I think her arc on Asylum was absolutely terrifying.) As to victims, that could go either way. A few people may die, but everyone will end up scarred. 

Share with us your scariest ghost story – or nightmare – or tell us what scares you the most and why.

The thing that scares me the most is the decline. Of society, of civilization, of nature, of self—due to my mental health conditions there’s always a nagging fear of, ‘What if?’ in terms of what might happen to the road. Bipolar Disorder has been shown to sometimes lead to Schizophrenia, and given that Schizophrenia is in my family, it makes me a bit wary, especially given that throughout several medication changes I’ve experienced complete change of self (which I was not even made aware of until months later at times.)

My favorite ghost story is about Robert the Doll – a creature that was cursed by a Haitian woman who wished to seek revenge on the family who mistreated her. They still house the doll in a museum to this day.

My scariest supernatural experience was one I wrote about back in 2010, regarding a series of events in which I was visited by an entity known as the Mothman in dreams, then subsequently bore witness to its iconic ‘red’ eyes flying in the field near where I grew up. That story can be found on my website HERE! 

 

Share with us your favorite Halloween experience, costume, and candy.

My favorite – and arguably most memorable – Halloween experience was a recent one. In 2012, I watched the Stanley Kubrick adaptation of Stephen King’s The Shining. Given that I’ve known someone like that in the past, Nicholson’s portrayal was utterly terrifying, and as someone who suffers Bipolar Disorder and PTSD, really triggered me. 

I’ve never been one to dress up for Halloween, but have seen pictures of me as a child when I was an M&M (which is pretty awesome in its own right.) An obsessive-compulsive obsession with drag/performance-art makeup leads me to believe that I will one day do something absolutely crazy.

As to candy, most is fair game – except candied apples. I’ve almost ripped my teeth out on those far too many times to count. I switch favorites, but my general two are Twix and coconut chocolates (whose name I can’t remember.)

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So… what’s Sunrise about?

Picture the world one month after the zombie apocalypse. Trapped, in an abandoned apartment complex, with your best friend — you’re running out of food and desperate salvage runs come up with little to nothing concrete. Add into this the growing threat of a gang, a chance friendship with one of its members, and an unlikely meeting, then blossoming friendship with someone from the military and what do you get? The zombie apocalypse. Sunrise, my foray into the zombie genre, tells the story of Dakota Travis as he attempts to survive the apocalypse. And this month, I want all of you to have the chance to read it.

Throughout the month, I will be running various giveaways in which you can receive an eBook copy of Sunrise on my official Facebook author page. I will also be blogging about various topics related to the zombie genre, the people portrayed within it, and my various inspirations for writing zombies in general.

To get your copy of Sunrise for 0.99¢, click on the logo of your favorite eBook retailer below.

Born and raised in Southeastern Idaho, Kody Boye began his writing career with the publication of his story [A] Prom Queen’s Revenge at the age of fourteen. Published nearly three-dozen times before going independent at eighteen, Boye has authored numerous novels—including the short story collection Amorous Things, the novella The Diary of Dakota Hammell, the zombie novel Sunrise and the epic fantasy series The Brotherhood Saga. You can visit him on his ~ Website ~ Facebook ~

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For a comment telling us what your favorite Halloween candy is Cody has agreed to give away three eBooks of SUNRISE.  

This drawing is now closed and the winners are
Julie Flanders
Christine Rains
Shannon Lawrence

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A REAPER'S HORROR

 
A new victim for the 
Bwahahaha Halloween Interview 

is  horror writer and artist

 Thom Futrell aka T. G. Reaper.

Shall we see what horrors he 
shares from the graveyard. 

And once you've enjoyed his answers 
switch on over to
Donna Hole's Blog
I'm Guest Posting and
she's read and reviewed
Murder, Madness & Love!

Also, if you missed it on Saturday
Chrys Fey Interviewed Lucifer! 


And now lets get our Halloween on! 

You're the last person to die in your favorite horror movie, what's the name of the movie and how do you die?

LEGEND OF HELL HOUSE/ Emeric Bilasco drops something big and heavy on me!

In a remake of and of the Friday the 13th movies – you play Jason – what would be your method of execution for all your victims?

Too lazy to chase them around wielding a massive axe, so I would use a set of throwing knives

In a remake of Halloween, you are one of the victims – describe the scene and your grisly death.

I am driving around in a baracuda, or another awesome 70's muscle car when it comes over the radio that my acting career is over thanks to the slaughter that is another Rob Zombie remake!

In a remake of the 1974 movie Young Frankenstein – which character would you play and why. 

Igor, because he's pretty cool!

In the Walking Dead, you and another character have survived the zombies, so far. You're on the move, but the individual with you is a wimpy scaredy cat, but oh so hot, still they keep drawing attention to you and your position and it's almost certain they will get you killed. What do you do - leave them for the zombies and save yourself? Or take pity on them, because their hotness makes up for their stupidity, and teach them not to be a wimp? Or do you have another solution.

You kidding? :) I can always find another hot chick, this broad is zombie bait!

You're headed to a Masquerade party as your favorite horror character and at midnight, you are transformed into your character until sunrise. Who is this character and how many victims would you claim by sunrise?

I'd have to go with my Reaper namesake, and harvest the whole party!

Share with us your scariest ghost story – or nightmare – or tell us what scares you the most and why. 

Puppies and rainbows, they give me nightmares!

Share with us your favorite Halloween experience, costume, and candy.

I really don't have a favorite Halloween experience, any chance to scare people is a good time! I've always liked the gory nurse or doctor costumes, makes you wonder what have they been up to!

For candy, carmel milky ways, twix, or bottlecaps.

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Here are just a few of Thom's or TG Reaper's Books!

Catch up with T G Reaper here:
Twitter @TGReaper

His Art Blog

An Original by tgreaper


                          His Writing blog. 
Pop on in and join the conversation!
 
The Lost Word Writers group!

&

And his new yahoo group Voice of the Reaper:

Thom Futrell aka T.G.Reaper is the best selling author with over 38 books to his credit. He has also sold screenplays and is currently writing for New Line Cinema. He lives just outside of Jackson with his wife, kids and evil demon ninja cat.

Read EMPTY GRAVES and OPEN WOUNDS by Bestselling author TGreaper, now in five languages!…wherever nightmares are sold!

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copies of Memories of Murder & Murder, Madness & Love!

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