Welcome to another awesome Monday!
Today, I am hosting L G Keltner's cover reveal for her upcoming release
HOW I LEARNED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD THROUGH TOLERATING MY FAMILY.
A novella to be released on
December 1, 2015
Just in time for Christmas!
Blurb:
Dani Finklemeier
has decided to write a self-help book about how to take over the world, but
she’s not sure where to start. After
all, she’s only seventeen and looking for a better way to make money than
babysitting. She buys a self-help book
that promises to teach her how to write a self-help book in the hope of getting
the job done.
Not that it’ll
be easy to get any work done this holiday season. Her family is staying at the house for
Christmas, and fights break out almost immediately. Dani also has to deal with the fallout from an
unexpected kiss with her best friend Seth and the feelings that go along with
it. On edge around her family and unsure
how to interact with the one person she’s trusted with everything in the past,
she can only take what inspiration she can from the crazy circumstances
surrounding her and see what happens.
One way or
another, it should be an interesting holiday.
Bio:
L.G. Keltner
spends most of her time trying to write while also cleaning up after her crazy
but wonderful kids and hanging out with her husband. Her favorite genre of all time is science
fiction, and she’s been trying to write novels since the age of six. Needless to say, those earliest attempts
weren’t all that good.
Her non-writing
hobbies include astronomy and playing Trivial Pursuit.
Title: Self-Help 101 or:
How I Learned to Take Over the World Through Tolerating My Family
Author: L.G. Keltner
Genre: Holiday/Humor
Length: 27,000
Cover Art: L.G. Keltner
Release Date: December 1, 2015
Pre-Order Links:
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I hope you're all ready for the M. Pax's annual
Today is the first day!
Riddle
Me This ~ Dueling Bards ~ Phasers ~ Unicorn
Hunt ~ Who Roams Here? ~ Beware the Vortex ~ VelociRaffle ~ The Hero’s
Dilemma ~Stockade
Brigade ~ Hall
of Doors ~ The
Joust ~ Drench-a-Wench/Soak-a-Bloke
I'll be fighting it out as
I hope you'll come along and cheer me on!
Even though my Joust isn't until tomorrow
Please mention me today, and everyday
to help me win The Joust
and earn a chance to win your own prize!
Even though my Joust isn't until tomorrow
Please mention me today, and everyday
to help me win The Joust
and earn a chance to win your own prize!
My magic words are:
Lady Enigmatic
Murder
Cutpurse (means thief)
I earn points when you use these magic words
to cheer me on in your comments on the Joust page and you're placed in a drawing to win a prize that day.
Such as!
Lady Enigmatic has an amazing story about a cutpurse involved in murder.
or
Lady Enigmatic solves murder mysteries but she'll easily play the cutpurse to win this Joust.
or
Lady Enigmatic is rumored to have been a former Cutpurse and may have committed murder.
Just copy and paste!
All commenters on this page, and who use these magic words on the Joust Page will be entered into a drawing to win a
$5 Amazon gift card.
Winners will be announced at midnight each day until the Joust is over.
There's a new winner every day!
Right here on my blog too!
The more times you comment using the magic words the more entries you'll have!
Plus, M Pax is giving away prizes too!
Hosted by MPax.
Prizes for the winning knight.
Prizes drawn daily for the crowd.
Up to 10 knights can joust. Each will battle daily. Magic words will be granted to each knight to pass out to their adoring fans. Knights score points by commenters using their magic words. Knight with the most points at the end of the week wins. What does the knight win? A year of promo on my blog in the slider and a tumbler printed with your championship boasts and badge (SEE HERE).
Winners are drawn daily from the adoring crowds.
Each cheerer may cheer 3x a day!
Each time they cheer, they'll be put into the daily drawing for prizes.
Both on M Pax's Joust page - and here !
Each cheerer may cheer 3x a day!
Each time they cheer, they'll be put into the daily drawing for prizes.
Both on M Pax's Joust page - and here !
Please check it out!
&
And even more exciting news via:
&
From November 9 - 16 & in honor of
Lady Enigmatic - Yolanda Renee's
crime thriller mystery Murder, Madness and
Love is on sale for 99 Cents!
Murder, Madness and Love
Sunlight blazes on an empty canvas.
Arctic winds gather snowflakes on a frosty window ledge as a statuesque form appears. She moves past a table littered with papers. Headlines splash news of murder, but it’s the photo of another young woman with features mirroring her own that draws her attention.
A different headline peeks from underneath the Anchorage Times.
Wealthy Businessman Dies in Car Crash … BLACK WIDOW SUSPECTED!
Graphic images swirl through her head and a tear rolls down her cheek. She drifts toward an easel and a trembling hand dips a sable brush into a palette of paint.
The Westminster doorbell chimes. The brush slips and blood-red paint stains the floor.
Detective Steven Quaid waits. His Tlingit, Indian features carved from granite, mask his Irish passion …
Will he arrest her this time?
All fingers point to her guilt.
But, is she guilty of this cunning plot? Or just a victim of circumstantial evidence?
The door opens …
His eyes lock on hers …
His heart races …
Hers skips a beat.
And even more exciting news via:
called
The Winner of the $5 Amazon Gift Card & an eBook copy of both Murder Mysteries
Murder, Madness & Love
and
Memories of Murder
Murder, Madness & Love
and
Memories of Murder
for Monday is
Sia McKye
CONGRATULATIONS!
(All gift cards will be issued after the Faire)
(All gift cards will be issued after the Faire)
