SWIPE RIGHT
It was a Halloween
dating site
when handsome, despite the mask
caught my
attention
foregoing all
inhibition
he was the one
our first night
would be nothing but fun
I was right
it was a Halloween
to remember
Mr. Handsome,
so easy to dismember
and dinner for all my guests
just so delicious
and oh-so-nutritious.
Muahahaha!
YRS © 2024
Tagline: It's Halloween. Make sure you aren't dinner.
HAPPY
HALLOWEEN!
Photo by Steven Aguilar on Unsplash
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Well chosen. We do eat with our eyes first - and it seems that they were an accurate depiction of the deliciousness of the meal.
ReplyDeleteLOL, thank EC!
DeleteOhhh, so nutritious! For all your guests - huh? I'm sorry I missed that dinner.
ReplyDeleteDon't think so, but thanks Olga!
DeleteHaha. You're on a roll. Loved it. Great party!
ReplyDeleteThanks Sonia!
DeleteA dinner to die for...
ReplyDeleteFor sure, thanks Rebecca!
DeleteOh, dear. That ghoulish picture should have prepared me! But what an unexpected twist. The guest of honor became the highlight of the feast! Laughed out loud. Muahahaha!
ReplyDeleteCareful what you post for! Thanks Beth!
DeleteLol; good thing I no longer date online or in life.
ReplyDeleteTrue. Dating, what's that? LOL Thanks Donna!
DeleteHannibal Lector would approve. 😉🤣
ReplyDeleteSo easy to dismember, haha. Wonder if handsomeness had any correlation with nutritional value? :)
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