Monday, November 9, 2015

TAKING OVER THE WORLD

Welcome to another awesome Monday! 
Today, I am hosting L G Keltner's cover reveal for her upcoming release 

HOW I LEARNED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD THROUGH TOLERATING MY FAMILY. 

A novella to be released on 
December 1, 2015 

Just in time for Christmas!

Blurb:

Dani Finklemeier has decided to write a self-help book about how to take over the world, but she’s not sure where to start.  After all, she’s only seventeen and looking for a better way to make money than babysitting.  She buys a self-help book that promises to teach her how to write a self-help book in the hope of getting the job done.

Not that it’ll be easy to get any work done this holiday season.  Her family is staying at the house for Christmas, and fights break out almost immediately.  Dani also has to deal with the fallout from an unexpected kiss with her best friend Seth and the feelings that go along with it.  On edge around her family and unsure how to interact with the one person she’s trusted with everything in the past, she can only take what inspiration she can from the crazy circumstances surrounding her and see what happens.

One way or another, it should be an interesting holiday.

Bio:

L.G. Keltner spends most of her time trying to write while also cleaning up after her crazy but wonderful kids and hanging out with her husband.  Her favorite genre of all time is science fiction, and she’s been trying to write novels since the age of six.  Needless to say, those earliest attempts weren’t all that good. 

Her non-writing hobbies include astronomy and playing Trivial Pursuit.


You can typically find L.G. lurking around her blog, on Twitter, or on her Facebook page.

Title: Self-Help 101 or: How I Learned to Take Over the World Through Tolerating My Family
Author: L.G. Keltner
Genre: Holiday/Humor
Length: 27,000
Cover Art: L.G. Keltner
Release Date: December 1, 2015

Pre-Order Links:


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I hope you're all ready for the M. Pax's annual


Today is the first day!




I'll be fighting it out as
Lady Enigmatic in The Joust hosted M. Pax
I hope you'll come along and cheer me on!
Even though my Joust isn't until tomorrow
Please mention me today, and everyday 
to help me win The Joust
and earn a chance to win your own prize!

My magic words are:

Lady Enigmatic
Murder
Cutpurse (means thief) 

I earn points when you use these magic words 
to cheer me on in your comments on the Joust page and you're placed in a drawing to win a prize that day.

Such as!

Lady Enigmatic has an amazing story about a cutpurse involved in murder.
or
Lady Enigmatic solves murder mysteries but she'll easily play the cutpurse to win this Joust.
or
Lady Enigmatic is rumored to have been a former Cutpurse and may have committed murder.

Just copy and paste!

All commenters on this page, and who use these magic words on the Joust Page will be entered into a drawing to win a

$5 Amazon gift card.

Winners will be announced at midnight each day until the Joust is over. 
There's a new winner every day! 
Right here on my blog too!

The more times you comment using the magic words the more entries you'll have!

Plus, M Pax is giving away prizes too!


Hosted by MPax
Prizes for the winning knight. 
Prizes drawn daily for the crowd.
Up to 10 knights can joust. Each will battle daily. Magic words will be granted to each knight to pass out to their adoring fans. Knights score points by commenters using their magic words. Knight with the most points at the end of the week wins. What does the knight win? A year of promo on my blog in the slider and a tumbler printed with your championship boasts and badge (SEE HERE).
Winners are drawn daily from the adoring crowds.

Each cheerer may cheer 3x a day!
Each time they cheer, they'll be put into the daily drawing for prizes.
Both on M Pax's Joust page - and here !


Please check it out!

&


From November 9 - 16 & in honor of 

Lady Enigmatic - Yolanda Renee's

 crime thriller mystery Murder, Madness and

 Love is on sale‬ for 99 Cents‬!








Murder, Madness and Love
Sunlight blazes on an empty canvas.
Arctic winds gather snowflakes on a frosty window ledge as a statuesque form appears. She moves past a table littered with papers. Headlines splash news of murder, but it’s the photo of another young woman with features mirroring her own that draws her attention.
A different headline peeks from underneath the Anchorage Times.
Wealthy Businessman Dies in Car Crash … BLACK WIDOW SUSPECTED!
Graphic images swirl through her head and a tear rolls down her cheek. She drifts toward an easel and a trembling hand dips a sable brush into a palette of paint.
The Westminster doorbell chimes. The brush slips and blood-red paint stains the floor.
Detective Steven Quaid waits. His Tlingit, Indian features carved from granite, mask his Irish passion …
Will he arrest her this time?
All fingers point to her guilt.
But, is she guilty of this cunning plot? Or just a victim of circumstantial evidence?
The door opens …
His eyes lock on hers …
His heart races …
Hers skips a beat.


And even more exciting news via:

called




The Winner of the $5 Amazon Gift Card & an eBook copy of both Murder Mysteries
Murder, Madness & Love 
and 
Memories of Murder

for Monday is

Sia McKye

CONGRATULATIONS!

(All gift cards will be issued after the Faire)

33 comments:

  1. Thank you for helping me out with my cover reveal today! I appreciate it!

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    1. You're most welcome! Congratulations! Your book should get much exposure today, this first day of the Realms Faire! I've seen it everywhere!

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  2. Congrats to LG! It's such a fun cover. And good luck tomorrow, Lady Enigmatic! I'll cheer you on. :)

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  3. Great cover! Sure sounds like a fun one.

    Never even knew there was such a thing as the Realms Faire either.

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    1. Hi Pat:
      Then you learned something new today! Such fun, I've seen you've visited all the site's! Good luck, a winner you shall surely be!

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  4. Congrats to LG - it sounds like a really fun book!

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    1. Hi Tyrean, and she's already planning the series!

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  5. LOL I have to go with the third comment. I can totally believe Lady Enigmatic may have been a cutpurse. :D Such a fun word!
    Congrats to LG on what looks like such a fun read. Great cover!

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    1. Lady Enigmatic, is a most mysterious lady!
      Thanks Julie!

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  6. Good luck with your joust. Sounds like an interesting book. Will look out for it.

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    1. It will be a fun week for sure, thanks Jo!

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  7. Fun cover, LG!
    Will champion you on your jousting day, Yolanda.

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    1. Thanks Alex, I'll surely need a champion!

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  8. Holy cow! Lots of stuff going on... deals to be had, stuff to participate in. That cover is adorable and I love the book title.

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    1. Today is the day for announcements, but damn the NaNo is sitting quiet. Got to get back to work. :)

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  9. My horse refuses to let me joust. He reminds me of the last time I tried and slithered off his back before I even started. Seriously. And let me tell you, horses have some interesting facial expressions. We've agreed not to joust altho I can go for a ride. :-)

    Now that is an interesting cover but a cute premise. Bet there is lots of laughter there too. After dealing with my huge family I should have, at least, conquered several planets by now. :-)

    Sia McKye Over Coffee

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    1. Hi Sia, the horse will fare much better than Lady Enigmatic will. LOL
      LG, is so imaginative!
      And conquer you will!

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  10. Such a cute an funny cover.

    Good luck in the joust.

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    1. Thanks Diane, she did a good job. And I'll need all the help I can get!

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  11. I tolerate my family fairly well since I live in the West and they are in the East. Distance makes the heart grow fonder--or something like that.

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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  12. Hey Yolanda! Hey L.G. Love your premise, L.G. Sounds like such fun!
    And...Lady Enigmatic has an amazing story about a cutpurse involved in murder (over at the Joust). :-)

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    1. Thanks Denise, especially for spelling cutpurse correctly! :)

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  13. I love that title! And the cover. And the blurb. I love everything about LG's book. :) Congrats to her!

    I'm going to cheer for you now Lady Enigmatic. ;)

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  14. I love that title! And the cover. And the blurb. I love everything about LG's book. :) Congrats to her!

    I'm going to cheer for you now Lady Enigmatic. ;)

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    1. Thanks Chrys, I appreciate your support and I know LG does too!

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  15. Good luck jousting as Lady Enigmatic tomorrow!

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  16. Such a cute cover :)

    Best of luck for the joust!

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